"Hypersomnia", new blog post! http://english.bouletcorp.com/2013/12/03/hypersomnia/
(Image of people walking texting with the text “The Real Apocalypse” superimposed.)
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
(Image from the 1950s of people sitting on a train or bus- I don’t know I’m tired-reading newspapers. Every last one of them. Head buried in a paper.)
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
This post got so much better.
Because it got better.
getting better all the time
Anonymous asked: make a sitcom with billy and occoris with a great moral at the end to be twisted comically
i’m not very photogenic :(
in lieu of an actual fake name for a hypothetical sitcom to put hovering above everybody’s heads i just wrote a whole bunch of things that could potentially pass as names
feel free to add your own
haha oh god i missed this last night! So awesome! :3 i don’t know how a sitcom would go with these guys but that’s a good thing :3 :D
AHHHH THANKS FOR THIS! THIS IS SO CUTE, OCCORIS!
I want to be so talented I have to prove I have human parents.
Paganini is my hero but because of the violin studies invented because of him id like to believe he was truly the son of the devil
All of the sudden the song ‘Devil went down to Georgia’ takes on a whole new meaning.